Week 1 - C-Class Meeting Mingle

[allmyfriendsaredead]

[Shortly after Dazai's announcement, Saki goes around finding all of the C-class she can, directing them to bathrooms.

Once everyone is gathered, she'll speak up:]

I apologize for the location, but this seems to be the one room where we aren't under as much surveillance. That said, I thought it would be best if we could collect our thoughts on how we want to proceed with this mission, since I think all of us were taken by surprise on those rules.

I also want to make note of how many teams have a C-class. I know I'm the only one for the... Blue Butterflies. [Which sounds so ridiculous considering the penalty for failure is death.]

If no one has to die during this mission, I'd like to minimize casualties. Losing man power here doesn't do anyone any good.

Comments

[failsaw]

Who the fuck are you!? [Sorry, everyone in the bathroom, there's just LOUD CHAINSAW ENGINE NOISE in here. Hopefully nobody wanted to like... actually talk at a volume that isn't yelling.]

[arraignments]

[ ????????????????? ]

[allmyfriendsaredead]

[UM........?]

[visionem]

[ !!!

The man(?) takes a five foot step back, hand over his spear but not drawing it yet. ]

Tam Lin.

[failsaw]

That's not a fuckin' answer!

[allmyfriendsaredead]

Who are you, and what are you doing here?

[IS. IS THIS A TRESSPASSER...??]

[visionem]

[ This but also: ]

I was sent here by my liege.

[allmyfriendsaredead]

...Why? And who is your liege?

[The confusion only continues?!]

[visionem]

To join your meeting.

[ He is just. Dodging the second question? ]

[allmyfriendsaredead]

And why did they need you to join our meeting?

[visionem]

I do not know, I was simply told to come here and observe.

[ ... ]

I rarely know the reason for my summons with him.

[ Did the demon just sigh. He totally sighed. ]

[allmyfriendsaredead]

Just observe?

[arraignments]

Tam Lin...?

[ His mouth opens...

... and then closes... ]

You were... summoned?

[duskhound]

...And your liege is...?

[visionem]

...it would not be in my best interest to say. [ But uh he sure is surrounded so if you push he will prolly relent. ]

[duskhound]

Unless that name is Dazai, I doubt it.

[visionem]

I do not know of this Dazai, but there is no doubt in my heart on this matter.

[failsaw]

Yeah, it fuckin' would! [Uh. Did you. Want the chainsaw chains because. Giriko's ponytail is. Chainsaws.]

[visionem]

[ Why are your ponytails chainsaws ohmygod. ]

Any other time I would gladly take up your challenge, m'lady. [ But it seems he can't here? Just taking another 5 foot step back. He's probably getting close to the wall. ]

[visionem]

You inquired as to my name, and as such I replied. I am the Genma, Tam Lin.

[failsaw]

[The chainsaw noises have (thankfully) reduced from LOUD REVVING to a low snarl]

The fuck does that mean? [Does she have to kill you for trespassing in the Secret C-Class Bathroom Meeting?]

[visionem]

[ ty his ears are probably sensitive. ]

I cannot state it more clearly than that. Have you not heard of the famed faerie knight of England?

[failsaw]

Do I fuckin' look like I know shit about faerie knights of England?

[visionem]

...no.

[ At least he's honest??? ]

[failsaw]

You're fuckin' right I don't! [she's a dumb central european frat boy hick

but then it all goes to hell upthread]