[He's helping! (no) Now that he's not as distracted by impending disaster and baldness Nora's gone back to sniffing the air and he finally extracts himself fromthe sinking to drip his way over to the stove. There's some dishtowels there that he gives a glance to, contemplatively -- hmm, bacon, dishtowel, bacon...
Yeah he's going to use the dishtowel to dry himself off a bit instead of shaking himself in the kitchen. Future bacon is important.]
What've I been smelling this whole time, it's really distracting!
[He's already reaching for it with greedy hands but at least they're clean and dryish hands because he literally just took half a bath in the sink. The dishtowel is now around his neck so it's probably doomed to never be returned to the kitchen again.]
I know how to make bacon, I've watched a ton of people do it!
[Though he isn't super insistent because helping in the kitchen is ???? he's barely even been in a kitchen before the Foundation and then he probably got banned from a few almost immediately so there's that. He just wants the food to exist faster at this point so obviously. Obviously that's the way.
Anyway he's just going to crowd at the stove and metaphorically tailwag at bacon smell.]
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[He's helping! (no) Now that he's not as distracted by impending disaster and baldness Nora's gone back to sniffing the air and he finally extracts himself fromthe sinking to drip his way over to the stove. There's some dishtowels there that he gives a glance to, contemplatively -- hmm, bacon, dishtowel, bacon...
Yeah he's going to use the dishtowel to dry himself off a bit instead of shaking himself in the kitchen. Future bacon is important.]
What've I been smelling this whole time, it's really distracting!
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[She looks to the stove again. The bacon in the pan is actually plenty cooked by now, but there's also still a platter of raw meat.]
I was making bacon, actually.
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[He's already reaching for it with greedy hands but at least they're clean and dryish hands because he literally just took half a bath in the sink. The dishtowel is now around his neck so it's probably doomed to never be returned to the kitchen again.]
Man, I'm starvin' after all that bullshit.
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... I'll help make more??
[How is he going to help. Considering. His track record with incendiary incidents today.]
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[Immediate. But she sets more bacon on the pan and gets the stove going again.]
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I know how to make bacon, I've watched a ton of people do it!
[Though he isn't super insistent because helping in the kitchen is ???? he's barely even been in a kitchen before the Foundation and then he probably got banned from a few almost immediately so there's that. He just wants the food to exist faster at this point so obviously. Obviously that's the way.
Anyway he's just going to crowd at the stove and metaphorically tailwag at bacon smell.]
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We can consider this wrapped up so I can continue dying in other parts of my inbox.]