[He's already reaching for it with greedy hands but at least they're clean and dryish hands because he literally just took half a bath in the sink. The dishtowel is now around his neck so it's probably doomed to never be returned to the kitchen again.]
I know how to make bacon, I've watched a ton of people do it!
[Though he isn't super insistent because helping in the kitchen is ???? he's barely even been in a kitchen before the Foundation and then he probably got banned from a few almost immediately so there's that. He just wants the food to exist faster at this point so obviously. Obviously that's the way.
Anyway he's just going to crowd at the stove and metaphorically tailwag at bacon smell.]
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[He's already reaching for it with greedy hands but at least they're clean and dryish hands because he literally just took half a bath in the sink. The dishtowel is now around his neck so it's probably doomed to never be returned to the kitchen again.]
Man, I'm starvin' after all that bullshit.
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... I'll help make more??
[How is he going to help. Considering. His track record with incendiary incidents today.]
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[Immediate. But she sets more bacon on the pan and gets the stove going again.]
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I know how to make bacon, I've watched a ton of people do it!
[Though he isn't super insistent because helping in the kitchen is ???? he's barely even been in a kitchen before the Foundation and then he probably got banned from a few almost immediately so there's that. He just wants the food to exist faster at this point so obviously. Obviously that's the way.
Anyway he's just going to crowd at the stove and metaphorically tailwag at bacon smell.]
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We can consider this wrapped up so I can continue dying in other parts of my inbox.]