Vanitas Catch All

[allmyfriendsaredead]

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[allmyfriendsaredead]

It is. And I was, before you came along. Thank you for asking.

[darkremnants]

[ popping another chip into his mouth to crunch. ]

Wanted to brighten up your morning with my presence.

[allmyfriendsaredead]

I'm sure.

[Is this karma for pestering Dazai...]

Are you going to sit with me?

[darkremnants]

What, and disturb your meditation?

[ but standing is okay ]

[allmyfriendsaredead]

You already did.

[She shifts to sit cross-legged normally.]

So you might as well sit and chat with me for now.

[darkremnants]

I think I prefer standing.

[ just to be contrary and keep out of reach from those hands. ]

If you have something to chat about, then spit it out.

[ or he'll just go back to cronch ]

[allmyfriendsaredead]

[Why do they have so many brats around here.]

...Could you tell me a little about yourself, then?

[darkremnants]

[ gotta meet the brat levels mitsuru would have filled if he was here ]

There's not much to tell. Why are you interested?

[allmyfriendsaredead]

Because we have to live together until this "game" is over, and I don't know very much about you.

[darkremnants]

[ offering a shrug ]

We have to live together and kill each other. There's nothing that says to play nice.

[allmyfriendsaredead]

I'm playing nice. So please, tell me more about yourself.

[darkremnants]

[ does she want to hear about how he likes long walks on the beach? ]

You share something about yourself first. You know, to set an example.

[allmyfriendsaredead]

Fine.

I'm Saki Watanabe, born December 10th in the district of Kamisu 66. I'm twenty-seven years old.

Your turn.

[darkremnants]

I'm Vanitas, no last name. Don't know when I was born, but it was in a fantastic place. A graveyard.

[ so exciting ]

[allmyfriendsaredead]

[-?!]

A graveyard?

[darkremnants]

A graveyard. Thousands have all thrown their lives away for some stupid, forgotten war. All that's left of them are their keyblades.

[allmyfriendsaredead]

Keyblades?

[Every answer just brings up more questions here.]

[darkremnants]

Nu-uh. It's your turn.

[allmyfriendsaredead]

Alright. I was raised in the village of Waterwheel. You can probably guess what they're known for.

[darkremnants]

For personalities such as yours?

[ And he'll wave for her to go on. ]

[allmyfriendsaredead]

[She knows what he's doing and she's not going to give him the pleasure of seeing her annoyance.

Much.]

Waterwheels. We use them to generate power for the town hall.

I lived there with my father, the mayor, and my mother, the head librarian.

[darkremnants]

[ a little is all it takes. ]

Sounds pretty boring.

[ Without being prompted, he will answer the earlier question. ]

A keyblade is...

[ And Voidgear will appear in his hand. ]

[allmyfriendsaredead]

[She starts a bit at the sudden keyblade, but then she puts one and one together.]

...Then it was a battlefield of weapons.

[darkremnants]

Bingo.

[ it'll vanish just as fast as it appeared ]

Rusted weapons and sand for miles.

[allmyfriendsaredead]

...Why would anyone give birth in such a place?

[Oh, Saki.]