[ the fact that he slept through saki simply walking into the kitchen is already a feat of its own. his days as an assassin have cursed/blessed him with very light sleep, which means that her cooking is easily enough to wake him up.
he rubs his eyes, looking over at saki that's cooking up a storm. ]
[It's clear from her voice that she isn't thrilled about this. And, now that everything has sufficiently browned, she'll take the opportunity to dump the contents of the pan onto a plate. A paper towel floats over to begin wiping down the inside of the pan.]
[Her voice is dry. Once the fried egg is solid, a portion of the fried rice floats over the pan and settles in, the fried rice tucking itself neatly around the lot. The finished omurice then floats itself onto an empty plate as the ketchup bottle squirts a zigzag of ketchup over it.
You wouldn't be in my debt if you took better care of yourself from the start.
[She's already starting to fry the next bit of egg.]
...Not very much. He just talked about how he can't feel empathy, so he does bad things and is a despicable person. I told him he should just do good things if that's the problem.
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he rubs his eyes, looking over at saki that's cooking up a storm. ]
Making breakfast for yourself?
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[Mysterious.]
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[ oda, ]
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[Oda, please.]
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[ .....
......
...oh. ]
You don't have to worry... I think I left the coffee in the microwave when I fell asleep.
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Lukewarm coffee isn't breakfast.
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[ why not avoid this subject entirely?! ]
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Dazai.
[It's clear from her voice that she isn't thrilled about this. And, now that everything has sufficiently browned, she'll take the opportunity to dump the contents of the pan onto a plate. A paper towel floats over to begin wiping down the inside of the pan.]
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Did he make you do this?
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[Once the pan's cleaned, she adds some oil and begins cooking a thin layer of whipped egg.]
I decided I'd be nice to him and bring him breakfast nice and early.
[She's being passive aggressive.]
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[ now THIS is something oda can get behind. he nods, turning on the microwave to heat his cold and abandoned coffee. ]
A Host is always busy. It's good for him to use as many hours of the day as necessary. That's very thoughtful of you.
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[Her voice is dry. Once the fried egg is solid, a portion of the fried rice floats over the pan and settles in, the fried rice tucking itself neatly around the lot. The finished omurice then floats itself onto an empty plate as the ketchup bottle squirts a zigzag of ketchup over it.
All done! With one, at least.]
You can take that one.
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[ oda takes the food however, plus his reheated coffee and some utensils, to the table, where he sits down again.
it looks and smells good, and it's even better when oda tastes the rice, but it's difficult to focus on it when there's so much going on still. ]
What did he tell you?
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[She's already starting to fry the next bit of egg.]
...Not very much. He just talked about how he can't feel empathy, so he does bad things and is a despicable person. I told him he should just do good things if that's the problem.
[She still thinks it's all very stupid, though.]
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[ it comes off as a quiet grumble, but he's more focused on what she says after and looks to be deep in thought as he slowly eats the meal. ]
It doesn't make sense. That doesn't make any sense at all.
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[Really.]
Right? If you know you're being a bad person, then if you stop that and do good, you'll obviously be a good person instead.