Week 1 - C-Class Meeting Mingle

[allmyfriendsaredead]

[Shortly after Dazai's announcement, Saki goes around finding all of the C-class she can, directing them to bathrooms.

Once everyone is gathered, she'll speak up:]

I apologize for the location, but this seems to be the one room where we aren't under as much surveillance. That said, I thought it would be best if we could collect our thoughts on how we want to proceed with this mission, since I think all of us were taken by surprise on those rules.

I also want to make note of how many teams have a C-class. I know I'm the only one for the... Blue Butterflies. [Which sounds so ridiculous considering the penalty for failure is death.]

If no one has to die during this mission, I'd like to minimize casualties. Losing man power here doesn't do anyone any good.

Comments

[visionem]

To join your meeting.

[ He is just. Dodging the second question? ]

[visionem]

...it would not be in my best interest to say. [ But uh he sure is surrounded so if you push he will prolly relent. ]

[failsaw]

'course I do! Nothing would make me feel better right now than ripping your fuckin' guts out while you screamed for mercy! [that smile isn't exactly... sane. and there are a lot of extremely pointy teeth in it.]

But I'm gonna behave myself in this shithole 'cause I wanna get out of here alive.

[allmyfriendsaredead]

And why did they need you to join our meeting?

[prayerwheel]

I think that's something we'll have to agree to disagree upon.

[duskhound]

Unless that name is Dazai, I doubt it.

[visionem]

[ ty his ears are probably sensitive. ]

I cannot state it more clearly than that. Have you not heard of the famed faerie knight of England?

[failsaw]

Yeah? Don't worry. You make a move and I'll stop you, all right. It sure as hell won't be pretty though.

[failsaw]

Do I fuckin' look like I know shit about faerie knights of England?

[failsaw]

Yeah, it fuckin' would! [Uh. Did you. Want the chainsaw chains because. Giriko's ponytail is. Chainsaws.]

[visionem]

I do not know of this Dazai, but there is no doubt in my heart on this matter.

[duskhound]

That's probably fine. Just make sure that I'm still alive so that you don't end up breaking the rules instead. Violence is permitted but not death, after all.

[failsaw]

Don't worry. I know how to keep people alive. [that's... a threat.]

[visionem]

I do not know, I was simply told to come here and observe.

[ ... ]

I rarely know the reason for my summons with him.

[ Did the demon just sigh. He totally sighed. ]

[visionem]

...no.

[ At least he's honest??? ]

[duskhound]

Um...

[Do you see the scary chainsaw person that chances are none of us can actually stop in closed quarters like this?]

It would really be in your best interests to just say so before something happens.

[allmyfriendsaredead]

Just observe?

[visionem]

[ Why are your ponytails chainsaws ohmygod. ]

Any other time I would gladly take up your challenge, m'lady. [ But it seems he can't here? Just taking another 5 foot step back. He's probably getting close to the wall. ]

[failsaw]

You're fuckin' right I don't! [she's a dumb central european frat boy hick

but then it all goes to hell upthread]

[duskhound]

...Then, thank you.

[It might be a threat, but she appreciates it right now.]

[failsaw]

I'm not your fuckin' lady, dickwad. [Is there really enough space in these extremely enclosed quarters to get away from her?]

Answer the question before I lose my goddamn temper!

[visionem]

Yes.

[allmyfriendsaredead]

[...Mmmmm-]

Are you supposed to learn what we're talking about, specifically?

[visionem]

[ Today was the day Tam Lin learned about modern curses. But yeah there really isn't much space and he apparently can't draw his weapon (and it would go poorly for him anyway when you're like level 7. ]

...I suppose I would die regardless. Very well then. [ There's a second here where he's clearly debating if he can phase through the wall before she takes a swipe at him but- he'll take his changes on his master's temper than hers because she's a lot closer right now. ]

...Alcor summoned me.

[visionem]

As far as I understand, yes.