[He reaches up reflexively to scrub at his face again -- it's definitely still a little red and shiny-looking from getting scrubbed real good because seriously, the marker was all over it was almost as bad as the time he tried graffiti on the profile poster in the living room. But actually it might have been worse.

He couldn't even figure out what all of the shit on his own face was???? There's a loud grumpy noise about it because he's extra salty, okay.]

Of course they did, it's like people are all the damn same anywhere, can't sleep in peace-- [hang on, he stops in the middle of his angry muttering] Wait, everyone? Who's everyone?!