[No squirt guns! But Dazai is sitting on his couch in his jammies (flannel with cute sheep print on them) and eating the omurice that Saki made for him.]
It wouldn't have been squirted with a water gun if you had come at a reasonable hour. Do you really think I wear all of these bandages to bed? I have to have time to get ready!
Only when they get dirty. Or when I change them after I shower. It takes a lot to do myself up every time, and I'm sure the Foundation is going to start complaining about the cost eventually.
[He tries to be frugal, but. Bandages everywhere.]
They tried to get me to switch to an eyepatch, but that would just ruin my aesthetic.
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Left in it's place is a glass of whiskey.
Also the door is unlocked and cracked open slightly this time.]
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Your cooking is soggy.
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It wouldn't be soggy if I hadn't been squirted with a water gun.
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[She just kind of?? Assumed???]
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[Come to think of it, she has no idea what the state of his apparent injuries are.]
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[He tries to be frugal, but. Bandages everywhere.]
They tried to get me to switch to an eyepatch, but that would just ruin my aesthetic.
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[What.]
Are you actually injured, or not?
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[She's had an entire year in the Foundation, and she can't help but be morbidly curious how something on his face could be that terrible.
-Well, that and she has a sneaking suspicion there's about a 50/50 chance he's lying at any given time. That's a definite confidence booster.]
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[He might be joking, given the tone he's using.]
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[She doesn't know all this... media.]
It can't be that bad.
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I've already been here for a year. Besides, it's not like everything is actually peaceful where I'm from, either.
[Watching a bunch of queerats get slaughtered en masse sure is a thing.]
I think I can take it.
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[He says it off-handedly, but there is definitely a kernel of truth to it.]
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If you don't want to do something, just say it plainly! If you keep being evasive, it's your own fault when people ask more questions.
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[His tone makes it clear he's saying this to be a petulant child.]
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I'm blaming for you for being evasive and trying to blame others for not understanding when you're the one making yourself impossible to understand.
You keep making your own problems.
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[That's said as if it's the most normal thing ever.]
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1/idk give me a moment
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done
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