[Next time come at a reasonable hour. Like after 11 am.
Saki does get somewhat of a reward for her efforts, though. She wouldn't have noticed it before, but there are some prints on the doorknob. Prints that look like flippers opened the door at some point in the last hour.]
[She would need to know the exact position of the tumblers to form the mental image of them being pushed aside.
...Or to just pull the thing off of its hinges, but she's not the type to use force like that. Count your blessings.
Instead, she'll slide the plate of soggy omurice in front of the door and leave. She'll return about an hour later to see if it's still there or if someone cleaned it up.]
[No squirt guns! But Dazai is sitting on his couch in his jammies (flannel with cute sheep print on them) and eating the omurice that Saki made for him.]
It wouldn't have been squirted with a water gun if you had come at a reasonable hour. Do you really think I wear all of these bandages to bed? I have to have time to get ready!
Only when they get dirty. Or when I change them after I shower. It takes a lot to do myself up every time, and I'm sure the Foundation is going to start complaining about the cost eventually.
[He tries to be frugal, but. Bandages everywhere.]
They tried to get me to switch to an eyepatch, but that would just ruin my aesthetic.
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(Why are you like this, Saki.)]
...I hope you're happy! You just ruined your breakfast.
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Saki does get somewhat of a reward for her efforts, though. She wouldn't have noticed it before, but there are some prints on the doorknob. Prints that look like flippers opened the door at some point in the last hour.]
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But hm, those are some prints. If she steps to the side and tries opening the door with her cantus (a hand opening the knob), will it work?]
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...Or to just pull the thing off of its hinges, but she's not the type to use force like that. Count your blessings.
Instead, she'll slide the plate of soggy omurice in front of the door and leave. She'll return about an hour later to see if it's still there or if someone cleaned it up.]
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Left in it's place is a glass of whiskey.
Also the door is unlocked and cracked open slightly this time.]
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Your cooking is soggy.
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It wouldn't be soggy if I hadn't been squirted with a water gun.
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[She just kind of?? Assumed???]
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[Come to think of it, she has no idea what the state of his apparent injuries are.]
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[He tries to be frugal, but. Bandages everywhere.]
They tried to get me to switch to an eyepatch, but that would just ruin my aesthetic.
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[What.]
Are you actually injured, or not?
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[She's had an entire year in the Foundation, and she can't help but be morbidly curious how something on his face could be that terrible.
-Well, that and she has a sneaking suspicion there's about a 50/50 chance he's lying at any given time. That's a definite confidence booster.]
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[He might be joking, given the tone he's using.]
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[She doesn't know all this... media.]
It can't be that bad.
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I've already been here for a year. Besides, it's not like everything is actually peaceful where I'm from, either.
[Watching a bunch of queerats get slaughtered en masse sure is a thing.]
I think I can take it.
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[He says it off-handedly, but there is definitely a kernel of truth to it.]
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If you don't want to do something, just say it plainly! If you keep being evasive, it's your own fault when people ask more questions.
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[His tone makes it clear he's saying this to be a petulant child.]
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1/idk give me a moment
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done
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